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Easter Bunny VS. Ninja Squirrel The Easter Bunny stopped by To drop off some treats, The Ninja Squirrel spotted him And he wanted some sweets. The Easter Bunny passed right by him Ninja Squirrel got rather upset, He didn't even get a creamy egg His evil plan was set. The Ninja Squirrel Met the Easter Bunny on the path, "I'm going to kick your ass Easter Bunny You're going to feel my wrath." He pulled out his nunchucks And twirled them in the air, "I'm rather strong," said the Easter Bunny, "You won't be able to hurt this hare." The Easter Bunny grabbed his baskets And banged them on the ground, "Come on, you fuzzy madman You are going down." The battle then began There was fur flying everywhere, "You're not getting away with this I want sweets, you ugly hare." "That creamy egg goodness I can taste it right now, You giving them to everyone else Is something, I won't allow." The baskets fell apart Nunchucks were loose, The Ninja Squirrel definately Wasn't going to put up with the abuse. The Easter Bunny got away From the Squirrely's wrath, But, just then when thought he was safe He saw the Ninja Squirrel run after him down the path. Ninja stars flew through the air The Easter Bunny quickly ducked, The rabbit's hair was split down the middle All, but one hair had been plucked. The Easter Bunny had a weapon of his own It was called the "Lucky Rabbits Foot," He flew through the air real fast Up the Ninja Squirrel's ass, it had been put. The Ninja Squirrel yelped As loud as he could, This will be the last time He causes trouble in the woods. Copyright Cynthia Jones Apr.16/2006
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