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Puzzle Man Sex is sex with connections According to “them”, chemistry plays a part There are a lot of ins and outs, ups and downs with coitus It has been suggested certain parts are needed for functionality Utilization of external & internal parts might be required Facts of life in accordance with birds and bees philosophy “They” say it’s all about relations, (perhaps aided by vibrators or vibrations) There are 3 kinds of sex; 1.) Playing by oneself with one self 2.) Sex between 2 persons 3.) Orgies? Or morgies? Or mortgages? (ménage a trios might fit this category) I’m confused about mortgages and it does not sound like fun Then there’s sex with animals but that’s just wrong Commitment plays another part, free will with honor, monogamy Other people pay for it. (Don’t get lost. Stay focused. We’re talking sex.) A business transaction, that comes with or without diseases Trying not to be litigious “They” also say other things regarding human beings and sex Compatibility, social, economic, religious components weigh in All is well with puzzle man….if he has a home, a job, a car The car, as far as we know, always trumps a bike when dating Competition is healthy in relations “they” say Parties involved in coitus know Sex doesn't happen on its own One must be properly lubricated and maintained Like an auto or chu chu train I imagine it must be like a banana penetrating a donut Not a savory sight Again…. You need a home, or shopping cart, or car Even up in a tree will do if you’re in the mood To be accomplished Reading books on what parts fit with other parts is desirable They say the most important thing about such things is love I wouldn't know about such things It’s all a puzzle to a little man like me I only have a bicycle you see so sex is out of the question Also, I’m only 3 Mother is about to bathe me She had better keep her hands to herself I want to figure these things out alone and by myself
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