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John Howard, No GST ever, if you vote me for Prime Minister Remove tax from petrol Change the word tax to levy and increase the levy to 48% John Faye, The average Australian should not be able To afford a car or a house John Howard, Child overboard Oh no, my advisers got it wrong But it got Little Johnny voted back in Just so he could outsource The Australian job market Make the Rich, filthy Rich Remove middle class And the Poor, become Poorer Kevin 07 Apologizes to Australia's Indigenous peoples Build a town for asylum seekers Leads the revolution on education Dives in, too fast, when insulating Australians against the cold Lets his soft heart over-rule His heads when it comes to rules for refugees Julia Carbon tax here I come After taxing the mega rich so they charge Australians more for their products Lady PM found the stolen generation And made it a new business While killing Liberal’s Work Choices Julia is no Celebrant, Wayne Swan is no witness But the government recognizes gays as People with partners and taxes them accordingly Julia will not preside over anyone’s wedding vows She leaves that to the church And lets the Pope interpret the Bible To recognize same-sex marriages Kevin Election Abolish carbon tax Palm off asylum seekers Tony for PM Ladies Bare foot in the kitchen All businesses are Franchises or Chain Shops Scrap family-owned business Enforce all Little Johnnies policies And make the Rich, Mega-rich Confused? Well don’t be Let’s revert to The mate system Where mates look after mates You can afford to go the pub for a beer The electricity and gas bill is lower than the IQ of a Politician You can afford a new car every 2 years Your house mortgage is paid off Me Mate, The Prime Minister Vote for Gordy He’s unemployed and needs a job *****knows what he’ll do Hell knows how he’ll do it But I guarantee we will all Have one hell of a party doing it Bare foot in the kitchen or wherever It will be memorable Time to vote Time to party Give Gordon Andrews your Vote Me Mate, The Prime Minister (c)2013 Gordon Andrews
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