Login
|
Join PoetrySoup
Home
Submit Poems
Login
Sign Up
Member Home
My Poems
My Quotes
My Profile & Settings
My Inboxes
My Outboxes
Soup Mail
Contest Results/Status
Contests
Poems
Poets
Famous Poems
Famous Poets
Dictionary
Types of Poems
Quotes
Short Stories
Articles
Forum
Blogs
Poem of the Day
New Poems
Resources
Syllable Counter
Anthology
Grammar Check
Greeting Card Maker
Classifieds
Member Area
Member Home
My Profile and Settings
My Poems
My Quotes
My Short Stories
My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder
Soup Social
Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us
Member Poems
Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Random
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread
Member Poets
Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest
Famous Poems
Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100
Famous Poets
Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War
Poetry Resources
Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter
Email Poem
Your IP Address: 3.128.78.41
Your Email Address:
Required
Email Address Not Valid.
To Email Address:
Email Address Not Valid.
Required
Subject
Required
Personal Note:
Poem Title:
Poem
It took some heavy digging and a lot of clever research. But scientists have now explained in full detail how evolution works. Finally it all comes together after much debate and so much time. (To appeal to the little 'uns they even told it in rhyme). "And from the mud-baths of primordial soup we came to be. Rising from the currents of a ginormous boiling sea. Once things cooled down a bit, leaving cells with room to breath, things developed quite gradually, as each individual body part became part of the team." The Mouth said to the Ear: You there! Get your Butt over here! What the Mouth didn't yet know, however, was that that the Butt was still processing in some foul smelling black ether. (Just ask Nose and he'll tell you clear as day, that smell was nothing short of risque.) Mouth's voice was very muffled you see, lacking the Ear's wondrous ability to take in sound. You could see it for yourself if you wanted too (still Eyeball was no where to be found). Somewhere along the road the Head came rolling down. He had great determination in his jaunt, though those big gaping eye-holes were sure to haunt. And after a two million year nap, at long last, the Elbow and Knee Cap came oozing their way from the horrid soup. Once attached to Mouth and Vocal Chord, they beamed, "Pee-YOU that reeks, if Stomach were here I'd surely turn green. One sure develops an appetite after a billion year fast. If someone doesn't throw me some grub I don't think I'll last!" After such great struggle there was still so much to be done Feet and Legs were still in a hot sweaty run trying for a thousand years at least to find Crotch and Torso (To make matters worse they needed Esophagus to get re-hydrated also!). But after all that I think you will find the struggle worth it. What great things can happen when we're all so close knit. We're not perfect yet, as you can see, evolution is a work in progress. Things could always improve, it just takes time to process. One fellow man of science inquired a rough estimation of just how long it would take to grow wings (some bickering was involved, due to his ridiculous proposition). The real concern is however being totally ignored, of which I think you will be completely appalled. It will probably take another 17 billion years, at least, to get the Brain installed.
CAPTCHA Preview
Type the characters you see in the picture
Required