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Little Jenny was always found to be very prim and proper/ Outside reading her cook book by Betty Crocker/ Lazy Mary Sat on the lazy suzanne, Butch Malone was their next of kin kissing cousin, Along with Mary this made up the famed dirty dozen ! That sand box experiment really made us laugh/ Shortly after gym class, Butch Malone along with the famed Benjamin Bankhead/ Jimmy Foley the local guitar player knew, The pathway in life that we should choose/ Often he would be found taking a tremendous dump in the boy's urenil ! The path of least resistance sought about from a chosen few, Often he would appear in shepherds clothing similar to little boy blue ! Playing guitar like he's going out of style ! That sandbox experience was designed to distract all the teacher's ? We set up stuffed dummies just to look like real people, Right underneath the bleacher's ! Old man Winter's who worked for Mr. Kazoo knew the score/ Very often he was being seen outside the local liqour store, Lest I emplore, The sand box experiment was in full swing on that one particuler day/ Butch Malone thought he was the real king ? That was until Mrs. Maloney saw him through the window ! Next the time was drawing near/ Then so was that dinner bell, Mrs. Maloney started talking to all those dummies, Next thing you know she had tripped over little Johnny ! He was stuffed that was/ Flying three feet high in the air she had fell right on her face ! What a social disgrace ! Yet what had happened to Butch Malone ? Like a little dog without his bone/ He pee pee'd his pants then cried all the way home ! The next day when Mrs. Maloney got her second wind/ She didn't even know where to begin/ For that little stunt the whole class was suspended for the day, Yet for the gang including Butch Malone what did they say ? All in all the sandbox experiment really did make their day !
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