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Degree Holder Rantings: I want to put my passport size photo on my degree paper. So that people can be seeing that it's truly my degree! In five years I managed to bag a degree. Now, I want degreeless people to suffer humiliation in my hands too! Today it is Sunday let's pray for our friends who don't have degrees to enroll in University this year. I enjoy violence... We graduates figure out body's of the people who have never seen a lecturer before! As long as I am degree holder, I can't date a baby without a degree! I don't have time to chill with people who don't have a degrees. What else can we expect from someone without a degree? He can't relate, he doesn't have a degree and have never seen a lecturer before! Good morning to all the Degree holders and the others for the sake of peace! I am a graduate and that's why I broke up with you. Imagine how people will look at me, dating you when you don't have a degree! I used to hear that a degree is a paper. Degree is a paper yes, what type of paper because we have different types of papers such as; newsprint, tissue, fine paper, packaging paper, book paper, packaging board and cardboard, etc. Only a graduate who sat in a lecture theatre for over four years can understand the equation! Just accept your situation and remove that caption" studied at Oxford" from your social media profile just enroll for a degree at real University! On social media networks, you are cheating people that you studied at University of Zambia, you don't even know where the library is situated! Non- Degree Holder Rantings: I don't even have a degree but I am creative and productive. I am doubting if the degree is helpful, it is just paper! Remember my words, the degree is just a mere piece of paper. The real degree is to portray in our manners, characters and attitudes! What baffles me is the innocency of the graduates, looking quite opposite of their sarcastic language! We all want to get a degree( nothing wrong with it), but where do we work after graduation! RIP to the days when we thought getting a degree was automatically being employed in top positions! Degree is just a paper which doesn't bring food on the table. Hustle to bring food on the table! Wait until you fall in love you will surely know that love doesn't know degrees. You will find yourself cuddling with a complete illiterate without a paper! Concept by Allan the Degree Holder Poetry Chipepo Lwele 26/02/2023
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