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And I quote" Just for laughs" end of quote. Laughter is medicine to your soul: Imagine taking a village girl to the hotel and in the morning, you find her sweeping the all hotel ground. When I was young I used to think that Egypt and Israel are in heaven. One Sunday, I nearly took holy communion twice because of hunger but was caught by the alert usher. One Sunday, I went to church wearing a blue suit, only to find Juliet nowhere to be seen. I was deeply brokenhearted. I went to the studio to record a song about my life story, since morning we are still crying with the producer. Madam take off your sunglasses when you are eating, to see the T- bone clearly without obstruction. Somebody mistakenly called my phone today thinking I am his boss. He begged for two days off work but I gave him 1 month off work. I am a good boss. The first time I deposited 10 k in a bank, I used to walk around the bank every morning to ensure the bank is there intact. No one has a good eye sight than a married man coming out of Lodge with his side chick, he can even see like a telescope. I remember my primary school teacher. He always forced me to sit between two girls. I wish I knew the logic. A man who marries a beautiful woman shares the common problems with a farmer who grows corn along the roadside. When I was a baby, I used to cry in the night. Because I missed heaven every night, we used to eat holy communion and there was no mosquitoes. Inspired by Zambia Comedians( Zambia is a comedy channel). Poetry by Chipepo Lwele
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