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I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management Most favored renter status imposed on us i.e. meaning myself; (one tarnished prince of Highland Manor) and the missus, his princess consort who must abide by rigorous writ of tidiness, whereby every flat surface cleaned (with our) elbow grease and spit which weekly inspections includes a triumvirate, and when they enter unit b44, yours truly feigns being a nitwit paying obeisance to mindless regulations ranked on par with happy horsesh*t. In an effort to remain compliance amidst these green acres Rural Housing of Southeastern Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, the keystone state one randomly chosen household unbeknownst to he/him, she/her, they/them..., which yoked, mandated, and foisted selection, predicated on recipients; (courtesy me nsync with frau majesty, a germane, humble and intelligent jovial kindred, lovely, mild mannered natty, opinionated, personable, quirky, rational, sporty tigress) presenting outstanding well heeled spur of the moment ad libbed burlesque. We spent the better part of our last seven salad days dressing up as merry maids; tidying up our web crawler space sweeping debris off carpeted floors, then running vacuum across same areas, scrubbing the ceilings and walls of fruit fly feces (say that five times fast), taking frequent snack breaks savoring our favorite cinnamon bun with modest glaze and for dessert bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich healthily lavished with mayonnaise. Nevertheless, the storm troopers might find reason (without rhyme) to evict husband with dry humor and his wife (messiness interpreted as insubordination), whose domestic predilections yes verge toward universal disorder, cuz chaos ranks as modus operandi despite serious intent to impose gameplan of neatness and tidiness. I turn toward cosmic consciousness for guidance and salvation broadcast courtesy following electronic SOS. Well...an average sized house to rent would do the trick re: lease older married couple from oppressive scrutiny Grosse & Quade evince bone to pique, which low cost accommodations to occupy one bedroom apartment here in Schwenksville checking account experiences marginal nick, and reasonable rhyme aside - which fanciful flirtation with words does give me Hawaiian punch kick, but anyway WE NEED/WANT SAFE AND SECURE PLACE, whose charisma, dogma, karma and persona with landlord doth click ideally indeed livingsocial within complex edifice strong as stone and/or Rhodesian yellow brick. As genuine appreciation... I would do calisthenics and analogous to Origami backward and forward bend quickly tearing clammy muscles, now wonders on a star if you might become sought after friend this amiable fellow and counterpart - a salvation goddess or godsend to perform property caretaker tasks cuz I possess aptitude, fortitude, and magnitude of motivation, plus these strong hands lend for any mechanical appliances that require attention to mend, and of course provide necessary requisite financial compensation for other expenses to spend so peace of body, mind and spirit this clan of deux destine property tasks dialed up regarding coast of living zest can tend. Additionally notion floated across roiling cyber sea waves if only some benevolent force could bestow monetary aid or mebbe a Good Samaritan could wave a magic wand making a NIKE whoosh sound thru the air like a sharp blade ah...than the path to happiness twould be laid.
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