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118 118 CharlaXFabels AprilFooley Is tomorrow the end of March or the beginning of April April one or March 32 the way to approach the online scenario is to make it seem to be true. Associated Press AP: The Government in a brief memo enacted a new presidential law bringing the March 32 a new day into the light of day. The President of the United States declared leap year over null and voided. Here is the words of the transcript from the Whitehouse: This is President Bush talking "Eye am certain all we ever had to do was add a day on the end of a month when we need to in the year they used to all call leap year year. March now has the end of the month the April starts after the March 32 has come." End of quotation. The Democrats in Georgia have declared WAR upon the United States "we believe it to be wrong to take away leap year is bad enough but to add a day to MARCH is madness." The press corp at the Whitehouse is for once speechless. The day of the end of March will be celebrated all over the nation with the observnace of the Marching Bands of America. Send money via PayPal to Box 666 Mountain Verne Washingtonia, D.C. For the hearing impaired we have prepared a phonetic version of this message. March 32. Mahrrch Thirtee Twuu. In DRY counties of Arkansas this day will fall on April 1, 2008. The subdivisions housing in the Indian Reservations in Oklahoma will be left out. No one in Central Asia may observe it. Lets go LIVE to the White house to ask a question of Mrs. Bush. What will you do Barbara? The First Lady is unavaliable for comment. This is highly unusual. We remain speechless. The new day falls on a Tuesday this year and April 1, 2008 is on this Wednesday. All of you are April fools.
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