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Religion is like farting: we like our own but hate everyone elses.
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
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Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year.
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The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
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I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.' by
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