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Rick and Donna

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For: A New Funny or Bawdy Limerick Set Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

There once was a boy name of Rick So ugly he made his girl sick, When nighttime descended The girl soon repented And loved him quite lickedy-split! There once was a girl name of Donna Who spent lots of time in the sauna She might once have been pretty, And her titties were bitty, Ugly Rick still thought her Nirvana.

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Hilda Greenhough

Date: 5/10/2024 8:08:00 AM

Good luck with the contest. These are classic limericks that bring a smile.

Jerry Brotherton

Date: 5/9/2024 5:12:00 AM

Clever limerick, my friend. I remember something we said when I was a wee tyke...'She was so ugly, she needed two bags over her head'

Chetta Achara
Date: 5/9/2024 6:55:00 AM

My late husband used to say "He's so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him."

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 5/9/2024 5:06:00 AM

clever and bawdy; your Limericks fit the bill.

Chetta Achara
Date: 5/9/2024 6:53:00 AM

Thank you. I really do not care for limericks, I usually avoid them like the plague! So, these contests are quite a challenge for me, which is good, I suppose. LOL