Zelma Poems

Disappointed Witch

...Eye of Newt and zigzag slither of snake
Let me get even with Zelma McBake
She was a bully
Down by the gully
Please turn this zombie into a garden rake!

Her spell had been sold with a guarantee...

Categories: zelma, halloween,
Form: Limerick

Revolving Resolution

...Written by Gail DeBole

Zelma Zotz's new year's contribution
Is to think of a definite solution
   To avoid making a plan
   (which she really can't stand)
For yet another new year's resolution...

Categories: zelma, funny, holiday, humorous,
Form: Limerick