Get Your Premium Membership

Unsavor Poems - Poems about Unsavor


Double Limericks
...The Platypus: Double Limerick by Michael R. Burch The platypus, myopic, is ungainly, not erotic. His feet for bed are over-webbed, and what of his proboscis? The platypus, though, is eage......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, cheer up, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
Doggerel I
...Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse A$$tronomical by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, proved E equals MC squared. Thus, all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not my mass, my a$$ dec......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Poems About Poems I
...Poems about Poems (I) What the Poet Sees by Michael R. Burch What the poet sees, he sees as a swimmer ~~~underwater~~~ watching the shoreline blur sees through his breath’s weightless ......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, creation, god, muse, poems,
Form: Rhyme
Poems About Poets I
...Poems about Poets I The Wonder Boys by Michael R. Burch for Leslie Mellichamp The stars were always there, too-bright cliches: scintillant truths the jaded world outgrew as baffled poet......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, inspiration, muse, poems, poetry,
Form: Verse
Limericks Iii - Grab Bag
...Limericks III - Grab Bag Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars: Of Tetley’s and V-2's (or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits") by Michael R. Burch The......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, humor, humorous, light, nonsense,
Form: Limerick



Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity
...Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity The Cosmological Constant by Michael R. Burch Einstein, the frizzy-haired, said E equals MC squared. Thus all mass decreases as activity ceases? Not ......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, humor, humorous, light, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Dear Editor Or Shreditor
...Dear Editor or Shreditor by Michael R. Burch Dear Ed: I don’t understand why you will publish this other guy— when I’m brilliant, devoted, one hell of a poet! Yet you publish Anonymous. Fie! ......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, funny, giggle, poems, poetry,
Form: Limerick
The Better Man
...The Better Man by Michael R. Burch Dear Ed: I don’t understand why you will publish this other guy— when I’m brilliant, devoted, one hell of a poet! Yet you publish Anonymous. Fie! Fie......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, literature, nonsense, parody, poems,
Form: Limerick
Limericks
...Limericks by Michael R. Burch Clyde Lied! by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who bragged of his prowess, but lied. To his new wife he sighed, "When again, gentle ......

Continue reading...
Categories: unsavor, giggle, light, nonsense, parody,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things