Dear Editor Or Shreditor

Dear Editor or Shreditor by Michael R. Burch Dear Ed: I don’t understand why you will publish this other guy— when I’m brilliant, devoted, one hell of a poet! Yet you publish Anonymous. Fie! Fie! A pox on your head if you favor this poet who’s dubious, unsavor- y, inconsistent in texts, no address (I checked!): since he’s plagiarized Unknown, I’ll wager! Originally published by The Eclectic Muse as "The Better Man" Keywords/Tags: Limerick, Humor, Light Poetry, Parody, Satire, Unknown, Poets, Editors, Humorous, Light Verse, Fun, Funny, Giggle, Editing, Publication, Publish, Publishing, Poet, Poetry, Write, Writing, Anonymous, Plagiarism, Dubious, Text, Texts, Competition, Contest, Acceptance, Rejection Letter