A Dire Warning: a Journey's End
A big turd's journey nears it's end.
On the sheets it shalt not descend.
Now heed the warning I have said.
Please do not poop on the bed.
I know the pressure seems great.
And your bowel's contents nears its final fate...
but I must ask you to keep this in your head.
No matter what, do not poop on the bed!
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Categories:
toilet humor, cheer up, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest Additions
Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed your own butt
It stinks so keep it shut
Pessimism must be your perfumer
No one would believe that you never fart
Gas explodes from your hiney, a la carte
Your butt cheek noises
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Categories:
toilet humor, humor,
Form: Limerick
Stonkered Toilet Humor
went to the toilet it tickled my snout,
the best defence is offence ,
i havent a doubt,
so i fired round after brown,
till it was all bloody out,
till me toilet cantered away,
hope it returns at the end of the day,
till then its your bloody shout ,
and johnsons just having his way,
sent by some big assed lout ...ok,
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Categories:
toilet humor, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Toilet Humor
Can't tolerate jokes about poo?
Or a pun that revolves round the loo?
Call me gross, immature!
You'll just learn to endure--
With my muck you will have to make doo.
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Categories:
toilet humor, funny,
Form: Limerick
Toilet Humor
I notice sometimes when I use the bathroom,
my dog decides to come in;
he'll stare at me and take a whiff,
and there he'll pause and surely sit!
He'll go around the toilet and curl up and lay
and all I could think of is his name,
the type dog he is could be the answer,
of why he likes to
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Categories:
toilet humor, funny, petsdog, dog,
Form: Epigram