Toilet Humor Poems - Poems about Toilet Humor

A big turd's journey nears it's end. On the sheets it shalt not descend. Now heed the warning I have said. Please do not poop on the bed. I know the pressure seems great. And your bowel's contents nears its final fate... but I must ask you to keep this in your head. No matter what, do not poop on the bed!...

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Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so keep it shut Pessimism must be your perfumer No one would believe that you never fart Gas explodes from your hiney, a la carte Your butt cheek noises...

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went to the toilet it tickled my snout, the best defence is offence , i havent a doubt, so i fired round after brown, till it was all bloody out, till me toilet cantered away, hope it returns at the end of the day, till then its your bloody shout , and johnsons just having his way, sent by some big assed lout ...ok, ...

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Can't tolerate jokes about poo? Or a pun that revolves round the loo? Call me gross, immature! You'll just learn to endure-- With my muck you will have to make doo....

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I notice sometimes when I use the bathroom, my dog decides to come in; he'll stare at me and take a whiff, and there he'll pause and surely sit! He'll go around the toilet and curl up and lay and all I could think of is his name, the type dog he is could be the answer, of why he likes to...

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