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Steroids Poems

A Conversation Between 2 Chimps on Steroids

HAA HEE HEE HAA HEE HOOOO!
(This is Simo. He wants to compete in professional boxing.)

HEE HAA HOO HEE HAA HOO HAA!!!
(This is Mike. He wants to be like Vince Gironda.)

Categories: steroids, animal,
Form: Free verse

a pied piper on steroids

Threats of blood baths easily roil
Cult members whose sentiments boil
Devotees tribal
Shall get D.T.’s bible
Soiled with drizzles of snake oil

Categories: steroids, america, anger, christian, innocence,
Form: Limerick

Paradise On Steroids

Rumoured to conduce a mine shaft abandoned
      Reserve behind rural residential too steep to traverse
      Sacred scope gazes at Gold Coast Grand Canyon 
      Struggle's reward - rugged mountain slope reimburse


       Pull surges me

Categories: steroids, beach, environment, hope, mountains,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Steroids

You’ve got roids 
I wouldn’t use that
make you annoyed 
why choose that

You think you’re better
as you get bigger
bulging with water 
oh what a blinger 

You’re as strong as before 
and clearly less clever 
now a coward been hypnotised 
lack power when hit the guys

Appearing bigger and thick
as you square up all slick 
yet fail to

Categories: steroids, jewish,
Form: Rhyme

Valentine's Day On Steroids

Lovey-dovey love birds flying in the air.
Singing the sweet melodies of love with such flair.
Dancing with pleasure and lots of excitement.
Embracing, caressing and kissing with enticement.
Candlelight dinner for the romance to flare.
Red roses, dark chocolates, fancy cards everywhere.

Such a waste of money, effort and time to mingle.
Couldn't it be less celebrated and more simple?
Is Valentine's

Categories: steroids, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Killed By Steroids

(This is a fictional poem)

Tragedy struck when my brother died last year.
His wife and kids still mourn and shed their tears.
It was so sad when my brother's life was destroyed.
He died because he took steroids.
We told him that steroids can be dangerous.
But he wanted big muscles so he never listened to us.
Without him in my

Categories: steroids, death, husband, wife, wife,
Form: I do not know?