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Steroids Poems - Poems about Steroids


A Conversation Between 2 Chimps on Steroids
HAA HEE HEE HAA HEE HOOOO! (This is Simo. He wants to compete in professional boxing.) HEE HAA HOO HEE HAA HOO HAA!!! (This is Mike. He wants to be like Vince Gironda.)...

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Categories: steroids, animal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member a pied piper on steroids
Threats of blood baths easily roil Cult members whose sentiments boil Devotees tribal Shall get D.T.’s bible Soiled with drizzles of snake oil...

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Categories: steroids, america, anger, christian, innocence,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Paradise On Steroids
Rumoured to conduce a mine shaft abandoned Reserve behind rural residential too steep to traverse Sacred scope gazes at Gold Coast Grand Canyon Struggle's reward - rugged mountain slope reimburse Pull surges me...

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Categories: steroids, beach, environment, hope, mountains,
Form: Rhyme
Steroids
You’ve got roids I wouldn’t use that make you annoyed why choose that You think you’re better as you get bigger bulging with water oh what a blinger You’re as strong as before and clearly less clever now a coward been hypnotised lack power when hit the guys Appearing bigger and thick as you square up all slick yet fail to...

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Categories: steroids, jewish,
Form: Rhyme
Valentine's Day On Steroids
Lovey-dovey love birds flying in the air. Singing the sweet melodies of love with such flair. Dancing with pleasure and lots of excitement. Embracing, caressing and kissing with enticement. Candlelight dinner for the romance to flare. Red roses, dark chocolates, fancy cards everywhere. Such a waste of money, effort and time to mingle. Couldn't it be less celebrated and more simple? Is Valentine's...

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Categories: steroids, funny,
Form: Rhyme



Killed By Steroids
(This is a fictional poem) Tragedy struck when my brother died last year. His wife and kids still mourn and shed their tears. It was so sad when my brother's life was destroyed. He died because he took steroids. We told him that steroids can be dangerous. But he wanted big muscles so he never listened to us. Without him in my...

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Categories: steroids, death, husband, wife, wife,
Form: I do not know?

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