Spooner Poems - Poems about Spooner

...Fork git about spooner hiz ham And join (singing the words in the next paragraph) whether alone in a traffic jam basting, cooking, then eating a lamb prepared by thee missus a superb culinar......Read the rest...

...A Toast To Dr Spooner William Archibald Spooner 22/7/1844 - 29/8/1930 Here's to Doctor Spooner Man of linguistic fame Though sadly today maybe Not so many know his name. With his absent......Read the rest...

...Who would lay claim to know, The greatest story ever told, Perhaps Homer Simpson Doh! For none else is so bold. It would take a mere simpleton, With the mind of Crusty Clown, Best he’d co......Read the rest...

...A nascent hodgepodge of gobbledygook from me, or alternatively yours nada soo true lee, this incipient harm less bumbling in das scribe hubble wordy monster prithee lee, no......Read the rest...

...Perchance yar juiced a young man or woman maybe born, bread and raised in the city that never sleeps and as a loyal son or daughter take a tram to enjoy a tasty repast with widowed momma, cuz e......Read the rest...

...Lunar Spooner......Read the rest...

...And there was a beat to it then, you know? the type you couldn’t place; and you handed in your coat and soul, when you stepped into the room And in the rush to get higher than Eifel, coole......Read the rest...

...Boys and girls willing and able Moral judgment isn’t stable No one reads the label Quickly Moving Slowly Red bull gives you wings Thoughts become things Naked skin clings Quickly Mo......Read the rest...

...Searching for a Lover one that is a hugger, a laugher one that won't make me madder, sadder, or even balder one that's not a pouter or a schemer one that is a soother, a spooner even a squeal......Read the rest...