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Fork Git About Spooner Hiz Ham

...Fork git about spooner hiz ham

And join (singing the words 
in the next paragraph) whether alone
in a traffic jam
basting, cooking, then eating a lamb
prepared by thee missus
a superb culinar...

Categories: spooner, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme

A Toast To Dr Spooner

...A Toast To Dr Spooner

William Archibald Spooner 
22/7/1844 -  29/8/1930

Here's to Doctor Spooner
Man of linguistic fame
Though sadly today maybe 
Not so many know his name.
With his absent...

Categories: spooner, celebration, character, humor, language,
Form: Rhyme

Greatest Story Ever Told

...Who would lay claim to know, 
The greatest story ever told,
Perhaps Homer Simpson Doh! 
For none else is so bold. 

It would take a mere simpleton, 
With the mind of Crusty Clown,
Best he’d co...

Categories: spooner, crazy, dark, fate, giggle,
Form: Couplet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Farrago Go Again With My Gallimaufry

...A nascent hodgepodge
     of gobbledygook from me,
or alternatively yours
     nada soo true lee,
this incipient harm
     less bumbling in das scribe
     hubble wordy monster prithee
lee, no...

Categories: spooner, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Lyric

Fork Git About Spooner Hiz Ham

...Perchance yar juiced a young man or woman 
maybe born, bread and raised in the city that never sleeps
and as a loyal son or daughter take a tram 
to enjoy a tasty repast with widowed momma,
cuz e...

Categories: spooner, adventure, appreciation, devotion, family,
Form: I do not know?

Moonlit Cuddler

...Lunar 
  Spooner...

Categories: spooner, cute love, moon,
Form: Footle

Any Young Place

...And there was a beat to it then, you know?
the type you couldn’t place;  and you 
handed in your coat and soul, when 
you stepped into the room

And in the rush to get higher than Eifel, 
coole...

Categories: spooner, youth,
Form: Free verse

Quickly Moving Slowly

...Boys and girls willing and able
Moral judgment isn’t stable
No one reads the label

Quickly  Moving  Slowly

Red bull gives you wings
Thoughts become things
Naked skin clings

Quickly  Mo...

Categories: spooner, angst, culture, desire, growing
Form: Rhyme

Searching

...Searching for a Lover
one that is a hugger, a laugher
one that won't make me
madder, sadder,
or even balder
one that's not
a pouter or a schemer
one that is a soother, a spooner
even a squeal...

Categories: spooner, friendship, love
Form: Rhyme