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Too much of a good thing sniffed

The farmer looked on sown fields with dismay,
Be-spotted with tiny holes in despoiled array.
Each spot where mice had dug up and eaten.
Wheat seeds sown with mice-controls well beaten.

The farmer had tried to poison the mice.
Tried birds of prey once or twice.
Tried cats and smelly scent deterrents,
All to no avail to beat the endless recurrence.

One night

Categories: sniffed, farm,
Form: Rhyme

Ever Sniffed a Dollar Bill

It's impossible to hum with your nose blocked
Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia
About two hundred babies are born every minute
Guess there's not much doing in suburbia
 
Dust under your bed is your own dead skin
Unbelievable but that's what they say
There are more nerve cells in the human brain
Than there's stars in the Milky

Categories: sniffed, fun,
Form: Rhyme

If Sniffed

unaware
there's a
bear out
side my
tent for
i forgot
and kept 
my tooth
paste
with
me

instead
of hang
ing it in
a tree a
bove me
with my
other
things
while in
my sleep
ing bag i'm

simply
meat
nicely
tucked
in begin
ning to
feel like
a mint
soft
shell
ed taco

Categories: sniffed, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Flatulence - a Subject Not To Be Sniffed At

So I write about farting and pooh
But fart sniffing may prove good for you
Foul hydrogen sulphide
has been found to provide
benefits helping cells stay like new 


Inspired by an item in a magazine which lead me to find a link and I had a blast writing the poem!

https://nypost.com/2017/10/27/sniffing-your-partners-farts-could-help-ward-off-disease

7/12/19

Categories: sniffed, body, humorous, senses, wind,
Form: Limerick

Sniffed By Wolves

He sniffed the wolves
~found them wanting
Wolves sniffed of him
~found him daunting

The shepherd fears
not beast of prey
With shiverin' lambs
he greets each day

Upon the hills
and braky glen~
shepherd watches
o'er his friends

And when the night
calls lambs to sleep
the shepherd sings
while grey wolves weep. 

r ~ 25Mar14

Categories: sniffed, howl, imagery,
Form: Rhyme

Have You Sniffed a Dollar Bill Lately

It's impossible to hum with your nose plugged
Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia
About two hundred babies are born every minute
Guess there's not much doing in suburbia

Dust under your bed is your own dead skin
Unbelievable but that's what they say
There are more nerve cells in the human brain
Than there's stars in the Milky Way

The

Categories: sniffed, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

Sniffed the Wine ,Goats Cheese, Bread In Oil

The shore breeze rose familiar tang of the sea
Blue touring car , top down , rolling past palms
Brilliant white suit and panama  hat . Car toots!
Enjoying company sharing fine wine and pasta
Radiating high energy and a warm  personality
She felt the warmth of his breath he whispered
It  doesnt  matter .

Categories: sniffed, adventure, food, love, car,
Form: Rhyme