Short Landers Poems
Short Landers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Landers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Landers by length and keyword.
Silly Goose
A novice goose farmer named Sanders,
Once wrote for advice from Ann Landers.
He'd encountered a block
To increasing his flock:
He didn't know gooses from ganders....
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Categories:
landers, animals, funny, on work and working, people,
Form:
Limerick
Adios Gringo
Brent Landers is a keen and brave cowboy
Whose kicks with shunning- bullet-skills decoy
Became the most wanted
Big gold prize for each head
Saving the girl proved all his heart’s employ
May 7, 2022 1.42pm
One of my favourite Cowboy Movies...
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Categories:
landers, boy,
Form:
Limerick
No Longer Parkland
School boys and girls
marching to their own
drum, knowing that fear
smell like piss wetting
your neat Ann Landers
undies, tastes like a
mouthful of nettles
and feels like the finger
of a disposable glove
shoved up your rectum.
It comes from guns
and those behind the trigger
but only without guns
can things get better....
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Categories:
landers, murder, political, violence,
Form:
Free verse
Reparations Translation - Doa
aka
~ 'Where's my $1.2 million, Gov?! ~
Governor Newsom won't back reparations
Says they are so much more than
'mere' financial machinations ...
A 'committee' made a fool of La-La-Landers
with $$$$ proposals backed by buckets of sand ~
Governor Newsom, their phony front-man
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Note: 'DOA' (in the title) = Dead on Arrival...
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Categories:
landers, money, moving on, racism, slavery,
Form:
Rhyme