Hander Poems

People as Friends and kettles?

..."My things as you."
People as Friends and kettles?
"My things as you."
The witness deprived 
Absorbent in deny
How in interchange 
Are we spoken
Misleading waste
Papers as snakes
Only in cui...

Panda Who Likes Boxing Ring

...Let’s throw him in the boxing ring and see what he does.
Come on! You know him, I warned them about our cousin Fuzz.
Fuzz ran out and hugged each opponent and gave some a kiss.
He won’t do at all!...

The Rain In Spain

...Inquisitive sorts enigmatic notions as positions--scaled left for the right-hander--behold various perceptions, thus preserving perfection as a cure for misdirection's subtle draw.

Earnest for...

A Mate Too Sad

...A liars lie is to say you lie 
paint themselves a real nice guy 
Not the people that know them well 
but all the others they go and tell 

It’s done as a preemptive strike 
spreading rumours of...

Nolan Ryan For Jim Fregosi

...
With all due respect to the late Mr. Fregosi,
he was one of the best infielders anyone could see.
However, his later years were plagued with injury.
Jim became involved in the most lopsi...

Commander Who May Meander

...know a commander 
who does like to meander
throws under hander

Jim Horn...

Slander Back Hander 9 of 11

...Anyone can make a man look namby-pamby
if they slander and obsess with non compos mentis,
take reputations down, you're as hard as Bambi,
even admitting you completely meant this

cus you were d...

Thoughts of a Tortured Soul

...Sleep deprived,
Feeling all the raindrops set off by the slightest 
Welcome to bad weather 
This thing called my life
Never been one to contemplate suicide
But damn if it doesnt feel like i live...

An Expendable Right-Hander

...
The Mets figured they already had a pitching ace.
They badly needed a competent man to play third base.
A righty and a lefty were considered better than dependable.
The management consid...

It's Time I Was Moving On

...Sad news today, February 6th in our year 2011
To "The Great Gig in the Sky" sell out in Heaven

My favourite blues rock guitarist, Mr Irish Gary Moore
Joins the "Midnight Blues, "Too Tired" no mo...

Where Have You Gone, Bert Blyleven

...Your fabulous career started in Minnesota.
It ended many years later in California.
Your statistics included sixty lifetime shutouts.
You had over three thousand seven hundred strikeouts.
A power...

The Gunfight

...The barrel was long,
Made of cold hard steel.
The bullets of lead,
The pain would be real.
The streets made of dirt,
As the wind blew clouds of dust.
The showdown was at noon,
All for love and...

Internet Websox

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The team is still the only one in the league the right fielder is insane he sweats 
into the glove he bought for first bas...

Fountainhead

...You are an Altruist.
You: ‘selfless because you give”
 You Put others in front of you.
Agree with all else’s point of view? You are better than me because of this? 
You shun me and call me an ego...

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