Depilatory Poems - Poems about Depilatory

... Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is! It'll soon be on IHOP's menu They'll have an item called “Pizza Benedict” Topped with a sweet syrupy goo! If you haven't tried it, don't......

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...There once was a mad barber named Max Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe He chopped off your hair And shaved your head bare Then he rubbed on depilatory wax......

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...Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is! It'll soon be on IHOP's menu They'll have an item called “Pizza Benedict” Topped with a sweet syrupy goo! If you haven't tried it, don't go “eeeew” It'll......

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