Is Pizza A Breakfast Food
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Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is!
It'll soon be on IHOP's menu
They'll have an item called “Pizza Benedict”
Topped with a sweet syrupy goo!
If you haven't tried it, don't...
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Categories:
depilatory, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Mad Barber
...There once was a mad barber named Max
Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe
He chopped off your hair
And shaved your head bare
Then he rubbed on depilatory wax...
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Categories:
depilatory, crazy, hair,
Form: Limerick
Is Pizza a Breakfast Food
...Is pizza a breakfast food? Damn right it is!
It'll soon be on IHOP's menu
They'll have an item called “Pizza Benedict”
Topped with a sweet syrupy goo!
If you haven't tried it, don't go “eeeew”
It'll...
...
Continue reading...
Categories:
depilatory, food,
Form: Quatrain