Soulmate
...Soulmate outsourcing my soul...
Why our hearts are in afoul?
Silence reign in this meadowsweet house...
Divorce sheets on the bed for the delouse...
Unhouse our beloved belongings,
Unwed o...
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Categories:
delouse, break up, deep, divorce,
Form: Free verse
I Can
...I promise I can
I can make you rich, give me fifty quid
I can help you sleep, just turn on my vid
I can change your sex life, NOT LIKE THAT!
I can make your teeth straight and delouse your cat
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Categories:
delouse, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Animal Antics and Semantics
...A pup is a dog and a dog is a pup
And a puppy dog is a doggy pup
A chick's a little hen and a hen's a big chick
Put 'em together and you get a 'chicken'
If you get lice, you have to delou...
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Categories:
delouse, animal, silly, word play,
Form: Light Verse
The Spite After Christmas
...Twas the night after Christmas
Alone with my tinder, ex-spouse
Holed up with this fumigating grouse
Trite presents with her I did douse
Wrapped with old newspaper that she did delouse
With boili...
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Categories:
delouse, funny
Form: Rhyme
Unwanted Guest
...Broke into our house
You damaged more than a mouse
It’s time to delouse
By Robb A. Kopp...
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Categories:
delouse, political, social
Form: Senryu