As Scary As Jello
...I remember well when I’d had enough
Used to scream a lot, I thought I was tough
But now that I have mellowed
I’m as scary as jello
With the bark and the bite of a creampuff...
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Categories:
creampuff, scary, silly,
Form: Limerick
Semper Fidelis
...Our team lost today
lost yesterday too
the game before that
the one prior to that too
Seems they're on a losing streak
Is our team really that weak?
Or are the others too tough
and o...
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Categories:
creampuff, faith, future, moon, sports,
Form: Couplet
Rutherford Creampuff Sensitive Chest
...Rutherford Creampuff Sensitive Chest
Holds his hurt feelings next to his vest.
Dee Junior a mean cad,
Hurt his feelings so bad.
He ran off one day, heading way out west....
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Categories:
creampuff, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Limerick
Kamala's No Creampuff
...Whoa! My cabinet's 'not diverse enough!'*
This identity stuff is really tough!
Greeks, Poles, Nepalese
Turks, Finns, Congolese
You do it, Kamala ~ You're no creampuff
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Categories:
creampuff, identity, leadership, political, satire,
Form: Limerick
A Friend's Rebuff
...O, why's my love not quite enough
You say that things are super-rough
You have to be insanely tough
And turn your voice up extra-gruff
No time to be a soft creampuff
Solution's made of sterner...
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Categories:
creampuff, friendship, how i feel,
Form: Monorhyme
Child Vs Adult
...A child gets hurt
He screams... He cries
It may seem to him he's about to die
An adult gets injured
He shrugs it off... He's no creampuff
He's got a job to do -- He's gotta be tough
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Categories:
creampuff, child, howl, hurt, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
Are You Listening, God
...Are You listening, God?
I'm not perfect; I'm flawed--
Spoke not the truth; 'twas all fraud.
And did they applaud? Hah! They guffawed.
Are You listening, Go...
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Categories:
creampuff, forgiveness, god, prayer, vanity,
Form: Rhyme
Creampuff
...There once a large lady from Fairtuff
Whose delight was to eat gooey creampuff.
Ate once per day
This was her way
till her dress couldn't hide middle fat stuff...
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Categories:
creampuff, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Jaws of Life
...So you thought you were the stuff, ruff, tuff couldn't get enough. Wheeling, dealing, even stealing, trying to get rid of that low feeling. Wanting to be rich but there's a hitch, it's a straight bit...
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Categories:
creampuff, best friend, cheer up,
Form: Prose Poetry
Damascus
...DAMASCUS
Your opinion palpitates
on and off.
Riding on the horse of
pride,
You stumble across
your soul.
Ignorant about the
chaplet of pride,
Creampuff due to horse
pleasure
You d...
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Categories:
creampuff, imaginationhorse,
Form: ABC