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Creampuff Poems - Poems about Creampuff


Premium Member As Scary As Jello
...I remember well when I’d had enough Used to scream a lot, I thought I was tough But now that I have mellowed I’m as scary as jello With the bark and the bite of a creampuff......

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Categories: creampuff, scary, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Semper Fidelis
...Our team lost today lost yesterday too the game before that the one prior to that too Seems they're on a losing streak Is our team really that weak? Or are the others too tough and o......

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Categories: creampuff, faith, future, moon, sports,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member Rutherford Creampuff Sensitive Chest
...Rutherford Creampuff Sensitive Chest Holds his hurt feelings next to his vest. Dee Junior a mean cad, Hurt his feelings so bad. He ran off one day, heading way out west.......

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Categories: creampuff, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Kamala's No Creampuff
...Whoa! My cabinet's 'not diverse enough!'* This identity stuff is really tough! Greeks, Poles, Nepalese Turks, Finns, Congolese You do it, Kamala ~ You're no creampuff _____________......

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Categories: creampuff, identity, leadership, political, satire,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Friend's Rebuff
...O, why's my love not quite enough You say that things are super-rough You have to be insanely tough And turn your voice up extra-gruff No time to be a soft creampuff Solution's made of sterner......

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Categories: creampuff, friendship, how i feel,
Form: Monorhyme



Premium Member Child Vs Adult
...A child gets hurt He screams... He cries It may seem to him he's about to die An adult gets injured He shrugs it off... He's no creampuff He's got a job to do -- He's gotta be tough ......

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Categories: creampuff, child, howl, hurt, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Are You Listening, God
...Are You listening, God? I'm not perfect; I'm flawed-- Spoke not the truth; 'twas all fraud. And did they applaud? Hah! They guffawed. Are You listening, Go......

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Categories: creampuff, forgiveness, god, prayer, vanity,
Form: Rhyme
Creampuff
...There once a large lady from Fairtuff Whose delight was to eat gooey creampuff. Ate once per day This was her way till her dress couldn't hide middle fat stuff......

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Categories: creampuff, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Jaws of Life
...So you thought you were the stuff, ruff, tuff couldn't get enough. Wheeling, dealing, even stealing, trying to get rid of that low feeling. Wanting to be rich but there's a hitch, it's a straight bit......

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Categories: creampuff, best friend, cheer up,
Form: Prose Poetry
Damascus
...DAMASCUS Your opinion palpitates on and off. Riding on the horse of pride, You stumble across your soul. Ignorant about the chaplet of pride, Creampuff due to horse pleasure You d......

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Categories: creampuff, imaginationhorse,
Form: ABC

Book: Reflection on the Important Things