Bude Poems - Poems about Bude

...My auntie who lives down in Bude Would always sunbathe in the nude She looked like a beached whale - Her fanny’s off the scale This eyesore should never be viewed! When children sa......

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...There once was a fellow from Bude Who loved to play golf in the nude, Someone quipped "that thing, Has a hell of swing, He sure is one well equipped dude." Entry for Make Me La......

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...Inspired by Joseph Mays limerick contest. (not for contest ) ----------------------------------------------- A mischievous chef known as McMurray For a joke put Epsom salts in the curry The......

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...A naturist vicar from Bude Was working and caught preaching nude Though he wore his dog collar The Archbishop did holler ‘Your sermon was terribly rude’ The Archbishop he wore a fi......

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...A bored nymphomaniac from Bude Had so many boyfriends they queued I once heard it said She liked three in a bed Which seems just a little bit rude......

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