Bude Poems

I Saw

...My auntie who lives down in Bude
Would always sunbathe in the nude
She looked like a beached whale -
Her fanny’s off the scale
This eyesore should never be viewed!

When children sa...

Categories: bude, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Dude From Bude

...There once was a fellow from Bude
Who loved to play golf in the nude,
Someone quipped "that thing, 
Has a hell of swing,
He sure is one well equipped dude."








Entry for
Make Me La...

Categories: bude, humorous, rude,
Form: Limerick

Five Limericks

...Inspired by Joseph Mays limerick contest.
(not for contest )
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A mischievous chef known as McMurray 
For a joke put Epsom salts in the curry
The...

Categories: bude, humor,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

He Got a Dressing Down

...A naturist vicar from Bude
Was working and caught preaching nude
Though he wore his dog collar
The Archbishop did holler
‘Your sermon was terribly rude’

The Archbishop he wore a fi...

Categories: bude, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Threesome

...A bored nymphomaniac from Bude
Had so many boyfriends they queued
I once heard it said
She liked three in a bed
Which seems just a little bit rude...

Categories: bude, desire, funny love, longing,
Form: Limerick