Best Wuff Poems
Ewmer Fudd the Easter Gwinch and Dis Weally Buggs Me -...Pweeze wet me expwain, officer -
I taught it was dat wascally wabbit agin...
buwwowing under my ewectric fence,
eating up my cawwots. wettece, my bwoccoli
and-and...even my woot-a-beggers!
He's a we......
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Categories:
wuff, funny, holiday, me,
Form:
Narrative
Dog Gone Languages...Dog Gone Languages
All dogs bark except the Dingo
Humans think they know the lingo
But truth be told – reality
It’s a different sound in each country
In Arabic – hau-hau, how-how
Armenian – haf-haf
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Categories:
wuff, animals, education, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
The Bow-Wow Song !...I was ‘ Walking ’ back from grocery shopping
When I saw something, that had me hopping…
… mad, I mean… at what I seen
… a Man treating a Dog, just like a Queen !
They rode past in a top-down ca......
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Categories:
wuff, allegory, angst, animals, funny,
Form:
Narrative
A Cautionary Tail...Herr Heinrich Schneider and his spouse
Felt the need to wander,
And for once to leave their house
For a land that lay far yonder.
Japan at cherry-blossom time!
No better place than this
Enthr......
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Categories:
wuff, dog,
Form:
Didactic
Decidedlly Not the Kind of Hot Dog You'D Ever Want To Eat...Herr Schneider and his Heidi
Lived a staid and peaceful life
In a suburb prim and tidy,
Free of rancour, free of strife.
One blessing only Heaven denied
To this prosperous married pair
No in......
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Categories:
wuff, animal,
Form:
Didactic
Menacing...Boldly soldier shemaghed scarf
Ammo railed full masked buff
Middle East catwalked explosions
Judge clowned judgement of jud
Little girl drank a cup of wuff
Beloved siblings danced a lot of g......
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Categories:
wuff, anger, humanity,
Form:
Grook