Best Slurring Poems

No, I haven’t any feta.
Why not? Came the reply
because I prefer chedda
Do you need to know why?

Chedda’s much betta
with burger and beer.
It makes no matta
if salad is near.

So, no, I have no feta.
I plan a sandwich lata.
maybe then I’ll have gouda
and its flava I will...

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How many times have we met? I don't have thick skin
if I were to come under the needle of a vet;

barf would linger on clothes that aren't yet washed
down by the hose of a zoo attendant.

The span of your ears sweeping back the stench
I exude...

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