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Asshole Poems - Examples of all types of poems about asshole to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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What She Taught and What She Learned, Part Iii
......She spoke to him in friendly tones, dropped him DMs and made it known that she’d like to meet up some time, a pleasant evening they could find. She even said she was sorry for mocking him s......
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David Welch
Categories:
asshole,
age, change, lust, men,
Form:
Narrative
Anzac Day
...“Anzac Day”. (c) London F. Bus I remember her now, every Anzac Day , a day of lies, a day of deceit, a sacred day I cannot. celebrate. She was his wife, only eighte......
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London F. Buss
Categories:
asshole,
fate, first love, war,
Form:
Free verse
Loneliness
... When you are sitting alone as though you were dead A silly question pops by your head Where are my friends,O' where could they be? Over the moon or under the sea? Then you realize tha......
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Sriyesh Koirala
Categories:
asshole,
anxiety, dark, heartbreak, loneliness,
Form:
Rhyme
Are You Jovial
...Are you, could you ever be jovial And if so, how would that suit your true persona, your whole standing in life? No, I mean your true stature, the way you truly do feel. Would it be u......
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Dave Mcgahan
Categories:
asshole,
3rd grade, brother,
Form:
Free verse
This Poem Is For Smart Assholes
...that believe that happiness can be found by telling lies over and over again and that you can start a relationship by lying over and over again playing the smart ******* over and over aga......
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Maria Mitea
Categories:
asshole,
abuse, age, allegory, allusion,
Form:
Free verse
Man Cannot Be Woman, Woman Cannot Be Man - Iv
...IV. Lia called himself a woman, though his chromosomes disagreed, inside he felt he was female, he made that his identity. In the second year of high school, the woke faculty played along, b......
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David Welch
Categories:
asshole,
confusion, gender, how i
Form:
Rhyme
Stale Green Light
...Been running like the devil with his pants on fire. Tearing up a rutted road with no spare tire. Racing toward the sunset in a reckless mood While the tension turns my knuckles white And I grit m......
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Michael Kalavik
Categories:
asshole,
abuse,
Form:
Lyric
Yes No I Don'T Know
...Lately, Not sure, I don't know. Wait, Ya I do, I know Hold on, I'm confused, can't choose Why all the contradiction, Who am I? I thought I knew me, Turns out theres not one but two persons, ......
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Dylan Frost
Categories:
asshole,
allusion, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
Weird Lucid Dream
...I had a dream a scary dream. That I had a business Hot and sexy business. In my dream i owned a Modeling company For men In that dream I was not rich but ready for any anomaly I was my o......
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Erik Holdos
Categories:
asshole,
beauty, dream, fantasy, jobs,
Form:
Bio
You, Dad
...Your nothing, but a piece of ! Your nothing, but a waste of space! Your nothing, but a filthy liar! Your nothing, but a sack of crap! You got no heart Just a hollow shell of a human You’re a ......
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Megan Ryan
Categories:
asshole,
abuse, anger, angst, family,
Form:
Free verse
Dad
...Theres a thin layer a fine line between me and Yau like the moon and the skyline We’re intertwined- You’re not a ghost you’re just really mine, the times rewind in my mind your eyes fa......
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Elizabeth St Hilaire
Categories:
asshole,
absence, death, emotions, father
Form:
Rhyme
Gaslighting *******
...Your nothing, but a liar Your nothing, but a home wrecker Your nothing, but a dick Your nothing, but a lazy ******* Your nothing, but a narcissist. You think your right all the time You think......
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Megan Ryan
Categories:
asshole,
anger, family, father, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Solution
...So it was disinfectant after all, that's really bats, the plan was simple - we can get rid of the democrats; why didn't someone else think of that, perhaps they did, but not good enough - only a o......
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Terry Reeves
Categories:
asshole,
community, dark, fear,
Form:
Sonnet
No Country For Old Men In Love
...After being together for years in this marriage The same old routine seems to be wearing thin Something was needed to spark up the flame I would fall victim to thoughts of mistrust When your love......
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Don Cheshire
Categories:
asshole,
abuse, analogy, cousin, divorce,
Form:
Rhyme
A Dip Within
...Where only dating ocean waves I've come to see them fine When every ocean wave going by has come to see me pine That everything they'd hope for me is leveling out my mind When all the hopes t......
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Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
asshole,
analogy, image, ocean, perspective,
Form:
Quatrain
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