Arty Poems - Poems about Arty

i carved on the stream seated on her mossy edge --- monkeys were watching ...

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Arty stuff No 10 That artistic Italian Belinni, Once ordered a toasted panini, He was sitting alone, But he started to moan, As his sausage was only a weenie!...

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Arty stuff No 9 An impressionist called Vincent van Gogh Developed a bit of a cough, Whilst shaving one morning He coughed without warning And THAT'S how he cut his ear off!!...

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Arty stuff No 8 An artist called Johannes Vermeer, Was quietly drinking a beer, A girl with an earring Said something endearing, So he smiled and thought "That's an idea!"...

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Arty stuff No 7 Raphael's old mate, namely Titian, Was thinking of taking up fishin', He was reading a book About slinging your hook, Then strode off with his rod on a mission!!...

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Arty stuff No 6 That renaissance-ish artist Raphael, Was sketching while sat in a gale, A gust took his pad Which made him quite sad, As his subject was Jonahs' great whale!...

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Arty stuff No 5 Millet was doing a dance, As he painted a farm in Provence, He would turn in a rush And while holding his brush Adopt a most classical stance!...

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Arty stuff No 4 Gauguin was eating a peach, While painting a scene on the beach, A girl who was nude Thought he looked rather lewd, So she kept herself way out of reach!!...

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Arty stuff No 3 Monet would sit by the lake, Painting lilies whilst eating a cake, He dropped crumbs in the water, Which upset his daughter, But pleased all the fish and a snake!!...

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Arty stuff No 2 Rodin was chipping away, At a big lump of marble one day, He was sculpting a bloke, But with one dodgy stroke, The wobbly bits all flew away!...

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Arty stuff No 1 An artist called 'Toulose' L'Autrec, Thought landscapes a pain in the neck, So he painted in bars, Drank Absinthe from jars, Which left him an absolute wreck!!...

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Never played a game i ever wanted to win place the power drill against your chin played roulette with some Russians No grets grets(regrets for those unknown) Peat Peat can i say that again that again oh g---------------------t said with a crooked smile ---------r_______a ---------------e I see the ether shadows rip themselves from beneath the canvas page And form t_________f in a shape you only see. ________h_________l ________e_________e ________m________s All past mistakes...

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curious yet curiouser fantasy fuelled the unreal visage ...

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