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Surprise Surprise - What a Kinky Prize

I won an online contest – with a most unusual prize Sequined red nipple tassels – oh I can’t believe my eyes So if you don’t see me on here for a while………… I’m busy elsewhere wearing my prize and just a smile! Jan Allison 10th May 2014

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Shane Cooper

Date: 1/15/2015 11:14:00 AM

Ah well that is unique . You never cease to amaze me my talented friend. Love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/15/2015 12:52:00 PM

Unique - oh yes I am one of a kind - they were damned uncomfortable to wear - I did try them lol - all it did was make us howl with laughter so now they are no more lol. The contest was on a site I go on and they had an 'adult' fun quiz i took part and oh how i laughed when my 'prize arrived'

Jack Ellison

Date: 5/14/2014 7:00:00 AM

You are a riot dear Sister Jan! LOL Love your naughty sense of humour! LONG LIVE KINKY! Huge huggeroonies... Brother Jack XOXOXOX

Jan Allison
Date: 5/14/2014 8:20:00 AM

I'm not naughty - that's just a rumour lol jan xxxxxxxxx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/14/2014 8:19:00 AM

LOL Jack thought if this would amuse anyone it would be my dear brother Jack - have you never wondered my I don't post my pic - the tassels wouldn't go with the beard LOL hugs as ever Jan xxxx

Jake Ponce

Date: 5/13/2014 7:08:00 PM

I almost choked to death with laughter. LOL Well...ummm...I'm guessing it's a cute surprise. Enjoy your private moment(s) with it, Jan! :p

Jan Allison
Date: 5/14/2014 1:07:00 AM

LOL Jake I am so pleased it raised a smile - when i won it I was falling about with laughter when it arrived on Saturday was so funny. Hugs my lovely friend. Jan xxx

Ivo Cos

Date: 5/13/2014 4:28:00 PM

Another masterly masterpiece from Ellan Vannin. A most entertaining and well-written write.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/13/2014 4:31:00 PM

Thanks so much for dropping by with your lovely comment Ivo. Jan xx

Linda Jackson

Date: 5/13/2014 4:03:00 PM

Love your poem and love the humour. Best wishes Linda

Jan Allison
Date: 5/13/2014 4:03:00 PM

Thanks Linda hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/11/2014 6:51:00 PM

what kind of contest was it? SO I can enter next time. hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2014 12:59:00 AM

was an on line quiz and they one night it was with 'adult prizes - I couldn't stop laughing when i found out the prize I'd won ! hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/11/2014 6:50:00 PM

hahaha, what the heck is this? I don't know , but it sure is funny!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2014 12:57:00 AM

just google Andrea lol hugs Jan x

Jack Horne

Date: 5/11/2014 6:27:00 PM

LOL, thanks for a good chuckle, my friend : )

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2014 12:57:00 AM

thanks for dropping by Jack - sure made us giggle! hugs Jan x

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 5/11/2014 12:26:00 PM

LOL Did you see "The Graduate," Jan? The "red nipple tassels" were in that movie. Oh my, don't know what I'd do with such a pair. Perhaps you will be having a good time with them. Take pictures! Still laughing. Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2014 1:11:00 PM

Saw the graduate many years ago! LOL at take pictures am blushing at the thought but who knows lol and yes I am laughing at my prize :-) Hugs Jan x