Sendup

Can't Jamaica little speed?
I asked the waitress.
It's Chili outside and I'm Hungary.
I told you I'd have tagliatelle.
Canton that to fill my belly.

I thought I might have Turkey,
seeing as it's Christmas.
The cook said he Canada that
until next week.
What a freak!

Wine glasses here, Fullum up.
I prefer my tea in a China cup.
Austin will be joining me.
Ohio Loughlin, a friend Oswell.
That makes a table Fortree.

Silly me, Scotlands too.
I forgot about you.
Forgive my Eire Scot.
The waitress Wales to the Cook
"Strait, yet another mate."

Please sendup a plate.
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Scragg Avatar
July 2, 2022 at 6:43 AM
Excellent word play in your entry Jean. Congrats on your placement and thank you for entering :-)
Murray Avatar
July 4, 2022 at 8:39 AM
Thank you for the placement Natasha.
Thomas Avatar
March 30, 2018 at 8:02 PM
Lolol great one Jean!
Murray Avatar
March 31, 2018 at 3:50 AM
Hi Shadow. A lot of the time I forget what I wrote. It is good fun isn't it?
Gauthier Avatar
January 2, 2018 at 1:53 PM
Congrats on your win, Jean.
Murray Avatar
January 2, 2018 at 2:08 PM
Thank you Line. 'Twas fun!
Dietrich Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 4:24 PM
Cute job, JEan. Big congrats for your place on the winners' list.
Murray Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 4:35 PM
Thank you Andrea.
Haight Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 3:43 PM
I really enjoyed this, Jean! Very clever, and congrats on your win! Hugs, Sandra
Murray Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 3:52 PM
Thank you Sandra.
Callus Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 1:35 PM
I'll sendup hearty congratulations, Jean:) This is creative and humorous. Very much enjoyed. Regards // paul
Murray Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 3:52 PM
Thank you Paul.
Allison Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 3:45 AM
Dropping back with my congrats Jean:-) hugs jan xx
Murray Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 4:14 AM
Morning Jan. Xmas rush is over now, so hopefully more time for soup. Always nice to see you.
Wigley Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 1:39 AM
Congrats on your placement with this fun little piece, Jean. Viv x
Murray Avatar
December 29, 2017 at 4:13 AM
Thank you Viv.
Flats Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 7:44 AM
My eyeballs are spinning in their sockets, thank you very much! ;-) Huggadoodles ~ j
Murray Avatar
December 22, 2017 at 9:12 AM
I'd love to see that John. Merry Murray wishes for your festive season.
Allison Avatar
December 15, 2017 at 7:06 PM
lol very clever jean!:-) hugs jan xx
Murray Avatar
December 16, 2017 at 1:18 AM
Thank you Jan. The first line comes from a poem my father had written at college. He showed me once, long ago. In my mind's eye I can still see the tattered memento he had kept from his youth. The rest of his poem was on a similar vein and much better than mine.
Wanter Avatar
December 15, 2017 at 6:35 PM
You are just toooooo clever!
Murray Avatar
December 16, 2017 at 1:12 AM
If only I would put my brains to better use Sunlite. I had zero ambition as a teenage student, unlike my three clever clogs, each with their Masters.
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