Easter As Interpreted By One

Easter as interpreted by one... rebated, rebirthed rebooted, and rebuked ill shod Unitarian atheist Though avast percentage of stonehenge temple piloted ghosts, harking back millennia constantly zip unseen thru aerospace, they unwittingly espy woolly sheep hush fleeced herd profoundly religious peep pulls plodding fast as their cleft hoofs take them along well worn path of former crusaders. Among acquiescent devout subjects one self repentant quest shunning skeptic poet suffers interminable emotional flagellation employing righteous indignation against his own iniquitous misdeeds sullying the sacrosanct marital covenant. Unpardonable egregious transgressions committed (well nigh dirty deeds done dirt cheap a dozen orbitz ago) think adulterous flagrante delicto constituted consummating rutting sabotaging high fidelity. Passionate intercourse incorporating communicating non verbal vernacular animal needs spoken on behalf of laity comprising unlearned, nevertheless superstitious population indulged verboten fruit appetite, yet adroit oral (tongue in cheek) spread courtesy word of mouth. Most pious take as gospel every word in religious tomes their collective soul asylum polestar, and doth decree important doctrines with especial accord equal insignificance applied toward Judeo-Christian holidays across the chessboard of life, thus Easter ranks as no exception to the golden rule, where Santa Claus reached an a chord follow auspicious signs alit in the night sky shaped like a drinking gourd perhaps amassing plentiful harvests upon hamlets strewn across scantily populated Earth asper cornucopia exhibited secret hoard sharing plentiful Horn (and Hard art lesson learned) to stave off barreness, ignored going forward seeding nascent March Madness with help from Lord and Taylor as midwife hoot tended Ville Nova moored by striking Wildcat fanatics, who unbelievably espied heavens cleft asunder and golden rays poured while collective spectators loudly deafeningly screamed while housed within the soundgarden analogous to ferocious cats who hissed and roared witnessed history scored earning players knighted with Excalibur sword thence entire team handed Taj Mahal shaped award, which aforementioned ass hide lacks, cuz zit happens tubby April Fool's joke, thus above iterated verses somehow needs just a little bit of relevance to yoke thine admitted ambivalent reaction to sports, yea aye pay figurative toke hen to Rabbinic, generic fanatic primal tribal village people clan destine woke, and swinging focus of this poem back toward Religious perp ported berth when (sans antiquity) trumpet signaled thus, any superstitions blew away dearth when distant shofar heard in every home and hearth anticipating arrival of the Easter Bunny, who brings mirth and hop poly distributes sweet treats, which children as grown adults, no matter necessity for teeth to be removed the sugary over indulgence wool worth today thee American Dental Association chastises candy manufacturers bandying more weight gaining deadly, debauched, and decadent, trait then adultery - verboten fruit to sate hash-tagged (vamoose skat dad dulled) reprobate.