Dear global leaders keep on rockin in the free world

Dear global leaders - keep on rockin' in the free world after implementing long overdue criminal justice reforms, especially affecting marginalized groups of people. I vote for more lenient, progressive and tolerant treatment towards undocumented immigrants, plus implementing a humane win/win system to modify societal criminal behavioral. Hear ye.... hear ye... All robust asylum seekers, and able bodied prisoners with minor infractions. Cue chiming Church bells ringing across the land from hilltops to valley of the dells. Thee will gain immediate United States citizenship, and get out of jail free pass respectively. Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) wants you to volunteer as grunt workers to help extinguish monster California fires. Said proclamation emancipation immediately issued to grant migrant workers and those serving time for petty crimes. Both former day laborers, (no longer forcibly corralled, nor deported back to their home country by border guards, will be given an early 2025 Christmas present videre licet unequivocally acquiring indemnity against illegal residency, while the latter group (prisoners) slapped with unfair sentences and holed up in a cell receiving cruel indiscriminate punishment, when rudely taken into custody, and falsely accused of minor offense(s) commuted time behind bars effective immediately. Look out, cuz a(n) oxymoronic forward thinking Unitarian broke into your consciousness and with a byte size song and dance routine will subliminally affect the mind of any unsuspecting reader and taking a page from the playbook (copying or adopting a strategy, tactic, or approach that someone else already successfully used, essentially borrowing an idea from their established methods, often referring to a well-documented plan or set of actions like a sports team's playbook), where a "playbook" associated with an document containing detailed strategies and plays that a team uses during a game. Only one singular secret agent (shush - don't tell anyone), but yes, "Get Smart" got assigned as my secret agent, specifically a bumbling secret agent named Maxwell Smart who worked for the fictional agency called CONTROL, battling the evil organization KAOS in the TV series "Get Smart." All kidding aside, I cannot isolate nor pinpoint as the real defacto source, where progressive ideas of mine materialized,  allowing, enabling, and providing America as a safe haven to non-citizens to ameliorate available grunt work (anyway, my conjecture that majority of native occupants would forego accepting back breaking grueling work), who contribute to the national economy and help guarantee fruits and vegetables picked, processed, and shipped in a timely fashion to destinations far and wide courtesy the of sweat brow equity such as migrant farmers with strong hands hankering to land a cash paying only job with one of the four giant meat processing companies – that's right, FOUR – Tyson, Cargill, and Brazil-based National Beef and JBS, now control 85% of the U.S. beef market. WH Group (Chinese), JBS, Hormel, and Tyson control about 67% of the pork market. Tyson and Pilgrim's Pride control about 45% of the chicken market. No explicit blueprint drawn up courtesy yours truly (me) by dint of my aforementioned grandiose ideas, where such seed(s) of life and white lily sprung from for what might be deemed, hashtagged, and likened radical naturally thru the conservative lens, but the merest iota of forward thinking sets the initial groundwork for revolutionary measures, but before the groundswell of reformation attains consensus among major decision makers, whence chattering classes will pick up the figurative torch after hoi polloi takes root make a ruckus, particularly with kith and kin directly afflicted, impacted, and upended of deportees or family and friends of arrested and locked up in the big house which cause taken up by the chattering classes. Thus concludes lamentation of an ordinary run of the mill Caucasian, grammarian wannabe, latitudinarian, and rhetorician, whose utopian fantasy may bear witness to a reality when life on earth more representative of equalitarian among all living creatures great or small.