Best Chastushka Poems

I saw your other flowers sprout,

so bringing charm, I put down roots.

but hating me, you yanked me out.

You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!...

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He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there 











Contest: Bad hair day
Sponsored by Rick Parise
Form:...

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Velvet fell from the SKY ON a Boston day by the bay
Cotton caressed thy lips gentility so that you might sigh
While you tried to convince...

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Hair there, why cry, pull it out ..try!
Pretty YES on your head but nose?
God that’s gross you’re not a guy
Pull it out you’re indisposed!...

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pReMaTuRe AgInG
an older woman and a younger man
are a trix in between
because as his love blooms
he sees himself aging.
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penned on august 31, 2014!...

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He should have gifted something else
the gifts brought her an instant fame
as she saved those on her 'blue dress',
Zippergate was the scandal name!




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Placement: 6th;(March 2012)

Contest:Chaustushka...

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Let me watch
Till the end. 
The world is on
Threat to the end. 
   
   More ambitions
Global warming
Deadly bio weapons
Increased tensions. 

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If I were you
 And you were me
 i knew your sorrows 
 And you felt pains of me.

 All roots of misunderstanding 
 Live...

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Not us they said.  You cannot make us shelter in!
Memorial Day they ran to the beaches for fun.
We do not buy into your story,...

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A long time he has hung on
It's about time he gets the boot
The rest would be glad to see him gone
They'll team up to say...

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Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom...

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Z Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
     Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my...

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(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was...

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He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's....

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A stupid fly tried to swim
In my glass filled with a beer
But finally the beast made it to the rim
And when flying away it showed...

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