Have you ever listened to little old me
Who seems to be singing in wrong key
And for music say I don't have an ear;
Choir started worrying and having fear.
Received strangest looks you've ever seen;
When I sang people started turning green;
If you and I in an alley were to meet
My voice would knock you off your feet.
My voice puts people in a state of shock
And someone said piano will have to hock
To pay for all the sadness along with shame;
Try to send me back to from where I came.
Other church just committed a capital sin;
Did decide not to let her back again;
Now our whole choir will be out of lock;
With her forever, we will be stuck.
Copyright © James Horn