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Why do we always get a huge spot On the end of our nose before a date And the we turn up much too late Why do things always break down in three's And get sea sick on the sea Can't find the car keys in a hurry Why do I always worry Why is it when your in the bath The telephone always rings And when you search for something You can't find anything But find something you left before Why are lectures such a bore Why is the grass never greener on the other side And why does the movie Bambi Always make you cry Why do I have such hairy legs and such hairy thighs Why don't we get a suntan on our eyes Why does my computer always go down Why is it such a battle shopping in town Why do women wear skirts Even when it's bitter cold does it hurt Why am I always the last in the que And have so many people frown at you Why do we always burn a cake Why can't I float like a butterfly And dance swan lake Why do we get dust bunnies under the bed And after a drink or two We get a pickled head Why are banana's bent Why can't I ever pay the rent Who is Bill I send my money to Why do I have to take my teeth out to chew Why do I always run out of toilet paper sat on the loo Why do pigs run about naked and roll in the mud I'd do the same thing if I could Why are my girlfriends always insane Why is my little toe in so much pain Why can I only ever find one sock Why is so difficult when pickled to turn the lock Why do my feet stink And my underpants always come out of the wash pink Why am I writing this Any single women out there Want a kiss Ar well such is life, damn hard without a wife. And so darn lonely Peter Dome.copyright.2014. July. Peter Dome.copyright.