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Where Are All The Slammers

Yo, let me down this shot of whiskey before I give these soupers something to talk 
I'm begging a poet to challenge me, if their pens stamina can last a 12 round bout!
There was a time on this site, poets came from all around looking to battle.
Some couldn't withstand the fight, while others ran to admin to tattle!
Like some elementary school kid, they said, "Jimmy stole my writing pen!"
Poets remember what I did to their heads and "slamming " they never tried again!

So here I stand on this stage in a rage looking for another poets soul to steal.
Madison released me from my cage, only to discover me shoving her in my 
Oops I'm not suppose to say a poets name, geez I'm terribly sorry, did not mean to 
Let me metamorphose into a burning flame, and consume her skin for her sin of 
being a fake friend!

Whatever happened to the sly fox?  I guess that fox was frightened of this latin 
I heard she injected herself with smallpox, then her hubby was slain, and she died 
of heartache!
Too bad she cancelled her silly contest, but every souper knows why.
Just know my pen will not rest, till the day you challenge this poetic samurai!

Again, I ask, where are all the "slammers?"

Copyright © Jimmy Anderson

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  1. Date: 2/23/2011 7:39:00 AM
    wonder where all this bravado was when i was challenging any and everyone to battle me. i hope that this was intended as a joke. if not, i would love to see what you are capable of. give me some ammo.

  1. Date: 2/22/2011 6:46:00 PM
    oh my you're a tough opponent!look out poets!,Deb

  1. Date: 2/22/2011 8:33:00 AM
    Hey Jimmy!!! how's you, you slammer!LOL! hope you are well, love, Simone