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when colors collide

 I dated Mary Browne from out of town
 She was a lovely lass.
 She'd auburn hair and freckles and a perky little ass .
 The donkey carried her to Sunday school
 And all seemed well and bright.
 The lads were green with envy , especially Parson White .
 But big Bob Gray , on that fateful day
 Said ; " WOW !!!, she'd grace my bed.
 As he thrust his lusty hand at her,the poor girl turned bright red.
 Her ass was having none of this,
 He heehawed ... heehawed... " Don't dare " !!!
 And with a flick , lashed out a kick
 Now Bob Gray is gone much greyer .
 His eyes are now , pink bloodshot .
 His groin is black and blue .
 But now he sings soprano , from the very last church pew .
 When Sheriff Green came on the scene
 He didn't know what he could do.
 Saying" never mind , I'm color blind , can't tell my pink from blue.
 My amber , mauve or lilac could be torquise , white or brown ,
 So saddle up your donkey and get your ass out of my town".

For  Olajide's color blindness contest .

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  1. Date: 12/20/2014 7:26:00 AM
    this made me giggle you have a superb wit - something that is so lacking in many writes - will keep dropping by have made you a fave:-) Hugs jan xxx

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  1. Date: 12/4/2012 8:09:00 AM
    thanks for stopping by my poem. I am still waiting for a new one from you!!!

  1. Date: 11/22/2012 4:50:00 PM
    Sean ,,ha love this.,,,, :-) , enjoyed stopping by once again ;-)~ Hope you are having a joyous holiday. Take care ~PD

  1. Date: 9/6/2012 1:44:00 AM
    Wow!! What a colourful poem Sean . . . love it!!! The play colours causes a mosaic effect :) Love, light and Peace Always, Fathima

  1. Date: 8/9/2012 8:41:00 PM
    Sean, please please put up more chuckle filled poems like this one for us to was GREAT to see you here again tonight.

  1. Date: 4/3/2012 9:58:00 PM
    hahahahaha. It's pure nonsense, but I think it is the only time I chucked more than once reading any poem tonight (and believe me, I've been here a long time catching up on three days of comments) . It was sure nice to see you writing a new poem. thanks for the 'super granny" just so folks still think I am the MOM instead of the granny, that's all that counts!!!

  1. Date: 4/3/2012 8:07:00 AM
    wow a hilarious write Sean.. cdaptivating lines on the connotation of the word -ss.. and a spectacle of riotous behavior.. imaginative and exhilarating too.. good luck in contest.. a different way to interpret color blindness.. need some laughs around PS once in a while luv.. how u been??

  1. Date: 4/1/2012 9:34:00 AM
    lol, enjoyed this very witty piece, sean