What Would Jesus Buy?

I don't drain my bank account each and every Christmas Only the ones who are close to me are on my short list I get bombarded by Christmas adds day and night There's buy this and buy that for a twelfth of my life Is that the same woman that cut me off in the parking lot? I had to park at Taco Bell, it made for quite a walk I gave her a glance as she hurried along three kids She was telling them to behave or they wouldn't get gifts I caught them at the door and said "Merry Christmas" She returned an evil stare and replied "Ya, is it?" I watched her put them in the Santa Clause line She bolted towards Macy's, as she shouted "quit whining"