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What to do if a dog bites

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What to do if a dog bites

I was running from the man

Or the cops if you please

 I hopped over a fence

Landed funny, scraped my knee

 

Looked around and saw a shack

Hoped for comfort and ease

Like a hooker in church

Sweating on her knees

 

Peered into that shack

What a shock and surprise

Head like Mount Rushmore

We were lookin eye to eye

 

Started running for my life

Jesse Owens be proud

Dog snapping on my leg

Not a bark ,not a sound

 

Almost made it to the fence

With his teeth on my ass

Like a student in school

Was hoping for a pass

 

Had my back to the fence

Was looking for a stick

That dog drew  first blood

Stream of red like Moby Dick

 


The end of the story

Had been lookin for fun

Searching for my phone

Called K911

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  1. Date: 3/23/2012 9:54:00 PM
    This is very well written. Thanks for the re-lived memory of an encounter I had with a St. Bernard. Climbing back in through the window, was far more difficult then the climb out. I ended up SO GROUNDED! Great piece of writing. Thanks for sharing.

  1. Date: 3/5/2012 12:00:00 AM
    Have to chuckle at this. We may share a past if you write from experience. Or share common friends if from observation. Either way, great piece. - Chuck

  1. Date: 2/27/2012 9:51:00 AM
    Very humoruos ...Much enjoyes :)

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 6:33:00 PM
    funny ending lol loved it!

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 5:46:00 PM
    great chase poem, funny as can be!!

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 9:39:00 AM
    Being chased by a dog!! not good, alway the fear of falling or being bit;lol... good write my friend Michael

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 7:45:00 AM
    humorous tale of adventure Patrick with fantastic rhyme and visual efferct luv..

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 7:45:00 AM
    Quiet an entertaining write Patrick I enjoyed your poetry this morning. love,vie

  1. Date: 2/25/2012 7:30:00 AM
    cute poem. made me giggle. hugs, catie :)