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Welcome 2 Stupidity

I wanna write a poem,
Ideas are fairly dead;
As I lie here in my boxers,
Stupidity enters instead!

I'll share a word with my pup,
Discuss our vibrant laws;
I'll ask why I have fingers,
And why I can't have paws!

Maybe I'll lie beneath the sun,
Or roll in the morning soil;
Perhaps duke it out with Popeye,
For the rights to Olive Oyl!

Shall I leap from a mountain top?
Bounce upon a turtle's shell;
Run naked along the highway,
I'm desperate, what the hell?!

I'll grab my funky bicycle,
Ride to the dollar store;
Buy a pack of gummie worms,
And chew 'til my cheeks are sore!

If I could go diving,
In an ocean far beneath;
I'd fight a drunken octopus,
And kiss a great white's teeth!

I'll flirt with a horny walrus,
Play chess with a chimpanzee;
Go fifteen rounds with a kangaroo,
And pretend I'm Muhammad Ali!

I wanna write a poem so bad,
Stupidity's what I fear;
I'll "sleep off" the tequila,
By dawn, all thoughts should be clear!

Copyright © Milton Toran

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  1. Date: 7/23/2013 6:56:00 PM
    Fear the Walrus. You have a knack for fun poetry.

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 7/23/2013 7:13:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL!! That's good advice. Thanks Vince!...Milt
  1. Date: 7/23/2013 6:48:00 AM
    You Rock!

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 3:28:00 AM
    This poem is such a hoot and jam packed with adventure and spontaneous awesome fun things to do! Love the Rhyme and the flow - Shaz

  1. Date: 12/26/2012 5:37:00 AM
    FUN!!!! isn't the joy of simply having imagination amazing? fearing stupidity is also something we all face...but mostly the isolation is the fear i find most daunting.... i enjoy your work...and read with smiling pleasure!

  1. Date: 11/20/2012 11:16:00 AM
    LOL yup can't we all just be so stupid & silly ..kinda great aye? Light & Love

  1. Date: 6/7/2012 4:14:00 PM
    I loved reading this it's brilliant!!

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 6/8/2012 7:22:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Glad you enjoyed the write! Thanks and God bless U!...Milt
  1. Date: 6/7/2012 12:13:00 PM

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 6/8/2012 7:21:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you, sir!...Milt
  1. Date: 6/7/2012 11:29:00 AM
    LOL...I think everyone who writes poetry has gone through this, but you seem to be the only one that can put words to it...LOL...Wish I had written this, very very good. Had me laughing on this sad rainy day...Loved it...Linda

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 6/8/2012 7:20:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'm in Texas. We've been having lots of rain lately. Trust me, with the summers we have here, we're enjoying every drop! LOL!! Thanks for the comments. Glad you enjoyed!...Milt
  1. Date: 6/7/2012 11:25:00 AM
    When I click on one of your poems I know it will be truly amazing Milt. Thank you for sharing your words with us. I hope all is well with you and yours. I will stop back again soon. Love, Carol

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 6/8/2012 7:17:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Carol! God bless U!...Milt