Wearing White

Check your closets and your drawers; Summer's end is almost here. Labor Day’s the signal Certain clothes must disappear. For we know the custom dictates That this holiday’s approach Means that if you’re still in flip-flops, You’ll be viewed with some reproach. And whoever wrote the rule book Felt that he or she was right When declaring after Labor Day, No one should dress in white. When you choose tomorrow’s outfit, Pick white shorts or pants and shoes, For the days are numbered when those clothes Are ones you’re free to choose. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you If you give in to caprice; Flaunting white September second Will bring on the fashion police!