Veggie Tray

My veggie tray's selection was unique. 'Twas still offered to a jittery sheikh Who hopped from foot to foot, Ignoring the ginger root, Took an onion, saying, "Gotta take a leek!" He ran off to the loo speedily. Later on, he returned back to me. Assessed my tray and proceeded To eat a pod that was seeded. I asked him, "Tell me sir, how was your pea?" We laughed, and guffawed, and made a fuss At the playful double entendre between us. He said with a wink, "I'd hate to think What you'd say if I had the asparagus!"