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Veggie Tray

My veggie tray's selection was unique.
'Twas still offered to a jittery sheikh
Who hopped from foot to foot,
Ignoring the ginger root,
Took an onion, saying, "Gotta take a leek!"

He ran off to the loo speedily.
Later on, he returned back to me.
Assessed my tray and proceeded
To eat a pod that was seeded.
I asked him, "Tell me sir, how was your pea?"

We laughed, and guffawed, and made a fuss
At the playful double entendre between us.
He said with a wink,
"I'd hate to think
What you'd say if I had the asparagus!"

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  1. Date: 5/6/2011 1:24:00 PM
    Wow I thought this was terrific.I'm not alone on mother's day Jason but thanks for the thought.I know how the lady feels I thank God for my husband or I'd really be lonely.~Teresa~

  1. Date: 5/3/2011 10:48:00 AM
    hahaha. I love your expert play on words. Well done, Jason. (Your father's called Jay?)