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Vance Plans a Vasectomy

Vance Plans a Vasectomy

By Elton Camp

Vance heard a vasectomy was the way to go
He didn’t know a lot about it, though

But had read all that he wanted to see:
That no more children is the guarantee

In the waiting area he had to have a seat
Since the doctor was having a bite to eat

The doc sat on a table just out of sight
Of a hot dog he was about to take a bite

But he clenched the bun a bit too tight
The wiener then shot out of his sight

In the waiting area, it dropped to the floor
From Vance there was heard a startled roar

“I didn’t understand what this was about!”
Vance said as he jumped up and ran out

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  1. Date: 3/6/2013 6:32:00 PM
    Oh my goodness I'm still laughing, so funny it could be that stuff you just can't make up...great poem...

    Camp Avatar Elton Camp
    Date: 3/6/2013 7:40:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks, I really like humor poems. We have quite enough already of poem about death, divorce, suicide and such grim topics. I am trying to add to the alternatives. Elton