Twinkie Lovers Rejoice

Twinkie Lovers Rejoice By Elton Camp When Twinkies were made no more From the public came an outraged roar “But Twinkies are my favorite treat. I absolutely must have them to eat.” The union had Hostess by the throat Production costs thereby did bloat Twinkie-making then shut down That made its lovers scowl and frown Imposters soon began to be sold “They’re not as good,” the public told “We must have our junk-food fix. Don’t keep trying a scheming trick.” They are said to taste like they did before But cocoa, not milk chocolate anymore So Twinkies are making a sweet comeback Again, sugar and fat they sure won’t lack To eat Twinkies that have been deep-fried You haven’t lived until you’ve tried!