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Twice Upon a Time in a Bakery

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Twice Upon a Time in a Bakery

Said baker Ted to baker Ned:
Ned, did you knead the dough?

"Dough, I did dot dead the dough"
Why not knead the dough, Ned?

"I didn't wad to sdeeze on the dough"
Sneeze on the dough, Ned?

"Yes Ded, I god a code in by doughs"
Well Ned, at yeast you’re being honest

"It’s the yeast I could do, Ded"
You’re not going to do the yeast again are you?

"Of coors dot, I did the yeast yeasterday"
You’re fibbing Ned, yeasterday was Yeaster

"I always worg Yeasters, last year I worged Yeasters"
It’s against the law to work yeasters on holidays

"Why Ded? The yeasters dode mide worging Yeasters"
Well, doing the yeast is perverted to say the yeast

"At yeast I dode loaf and fridder away by dime"
Are you accusing me of fondling the fritters?

"If the fridders fid, then fry the dab fridders"
How would you like me to fry YOUR fritters, Ned?

"I subbose I dike by fridders a diddle on the brownie dide"
Not what I meant Ned and please stop poking my brownie
"Oooo…Dough dared! You’re gibbing be the fridders"
You don't have the fritters to whip my cream, Ned

"I cad whib your cream with one had deading the dough"

Cold-ridden, frustrated customer Homer Simpson:
DOUGH!! There they dough again, Baaarge!...

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  1. Date: 3/31/2014 11:21:00 PM
    Very entertaining! I really enjoyed reading your poem tonight. I have been a fan of The Simpsons since I was a kid. So, I loved those last two lines! A terrific write, Tim! Congratulations on your win, as well!...Thank you so much for the kind congrats on my poem.

  1. Date: 3/30/2014 3:56:00 PM
    Tim, this is classic.. So humorous and a great win!!

  1. Date: 3/29/2014 3:40:00 PM
    Jolly good humour Tim; put a smile on my face, even though I too am bunged up with cold! congrats. // paul

  1. Date: 3/29/2014 1:13:00 PM
    A funny poem. Yessss Words fermenting all over. I really ENJOYED this read and had such a GOOD time TY Congrats Dutch greetings Elly

  1. Date: 3/29/2014 2:42:00 AM
    Well constructed and penned poem. Congrats on a fine win, tim

  1. Date: 3/29/2014 1:12:00 AM
    Hello Tim, Congratulations! Thank you for the support. Enjoy my latest blog if you like. It's called "Lunatics On The Loose." Stay tuned, I'll have a new contest coming up in a few days. Always & Forever ~LINDA~

  1. Date: 7/23/2013 10:50:00 AM
    Congrats on your win!

  1. Date: 7/22/2013 11:59:00 AM
    The yeast I can do is to dough out a compliment !! Cooties to you, Tim !!! Loved it !!

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 10:04:00 AM
    I had me another good laugh on this one, Tim. Congratulations on a super win. Brilliant, my friend. Licia :-)

  1. Date: 7/20/2013 12:15:00 AM
    ha you are funny Tim, many congratulations, super win xx

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 9:45:00 PM
    I absolutely love this, Tim! : )Congratulations on a wonderful win in the contest. Enjoy the weekend!

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 7:27:00 PM
    lol... I could imagine this scene being played by someone with bunged up noses... ;-) Congrats on your win, Tim. Love, Flaming Pancake (Suzette) [re "Tim Tiresome" on my Vinnie... lol]

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 5:00:00 PM
    a good one Tim, congratulations. ....... Skat

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 3:25:00 PM
    I'm so glad Roy, enjoyed your poem Tim, congrats... luv~ PD

  1. Date: 7/19/2013 3:25:00 PM
    Congratulations on your fine win, Tim! Cheers, Roy.

  1. Date: 7/18/2013 1:03:00 PM
    The uproarious Tim. Congratulations on your well deserve win. Warm Smiles, Connie

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 1:19:00 PM
    Loved this... sooo verryy oorriiggiinnaaall.

  1. Date: 7/17/2013 6:22:00 AM
    Good morning Tim, thanks for your visit. And comment.

  1. Date: 7/16/2013 11:49:00 PM
    hahahahahah ... ... ... ... ... hahahahaha hahahahahah Really Tim, R e a l l y ! - - - - - - - ... ... ... ... ha ha ha ha! luv it!, Just Luv It ... ... MoonBee

  1. Date: 7/16/2013 9:32:00 PM
    once upon a time, AMAZING. Thanks Tim, this reminds me of my forever Job. I bet the customers love you. SandyIvy