Those Awesome Folks On Facebook

Those Awesome Folks on Facebook By Elton Camp Many Facebook profiles are only a joke For nobody seems to be an ordinary bloke Such fascinating lives all of them live At least based on the information they give “It’s a gated community where I reside” The trailer park has a gate to let ‘em inside They are a professional, they let you know But don’t tell that they’re a professional hobo “I drive a long, black Cadillac,” he’ll aver But he’s actually a hearse driver, I hear “It’s direct public service that I do” But she works at McDonald’s is true “Retail inventory control is my game” Shoplifter catcher he is, just the same “I work hours in the gym every day” That he’s the janitor, he doesn’t say If pictures are genuine, there’s no telling That one looks a lot like Tori Spelling Just once, this is what I’d like to see “Old, fat and bald well describes me”