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This tick on my nose

I can't get dates because of this tick on my nose.
Women freak out even more as it continues to grow.
Now it's the size of a nickel.
I've gotten myself in a pickle.
I keep trying but I can't get a date on Saturday nights.
Women scream in terror and start running from fright.
It's not easy knowing that the ladies aren't pleased.
And if that isn't bad enough, now I have lyme disease.
Being inflicted with this problem really blows.
Somebody help me, I have to get this ugly thing off my nose!

(This is a fictional poem.)

Copyright © randy johnson

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  1. Date: 7/4/2012 8:15:00 AM
    Funny! (Glad to know it is fictional.)

  1. Date: 6/29/2012 11:00:00 AM one Randy, very well done. - oxox love Anne-Lise

  1. Date: 6/29/2012 10:50:00 AM
    great poem,very funny,liked it alot,great write