Submit Your Poems
Get Your Premium Membership

There Once Was a Man

Sara Kendrick Avatar  Send Soup Mail  Block poet from commenting on your poetry

Below is the poem entitled There Once Was a Man which was written by poet Sara Kendrick. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.

Read Poems by Sara Kendrick

Best Sara Kendrick Poems

+ Fav Poet

There Once Was a Man

There was a man who needed surgery
Down where you know well let's say the Dead Sea
              They gave him a gown too short
               Then pills same as a quick snort
He danced an Irish Jig and sang whoopee   

Post Comments

Please Login to post a comment
  1. Date: 7/15/2013 3:36:00 PM
    This is a hoot! Thanks for the laugh. Hugs

  1. Date: 7/11/2013 6:08:00 PM
    sounds like the pills worked, the perky one perked , and love came to canter and thrill...

  1. Date: 7/11/2013 12:03:00 PM
    Sara - if this is for a contest - it's good . I loved it. You should write more jokes. God bless ..... Lucilla

  1. Date: 7/11/2013 6:59:00 AM
    I wanna know why you been talkin' to my doctor....Now the cat's outa the bag.... so to speak.....- I loved it!! Jake

  1. Date: 7/11/2013 5:04:00 AM
    HaHAA!!...I must tell you a navy story here...A friend and shipmate of mine had a circumcision operation...They gave him Amyl Nitrate (which prevents certain things from growing) You pop them open and sniff them (when certain things START growing) They make you crazy, giggly and goofy...He had an unlimited supply so he of course was generous and shared them with us...The doctor heard our howls of laughter, rushed in thinking there was an emergency and to say the least he was NOT amused...

  1. Date: 7/10/2013 6:34:00 AM
    Glad to see you in good spirit back. Hope and prey that everything goes well with the surgery, and you too are in good care!8uk

  1. Date: 7/10/2013 6:34:00 AM
    this made me slip off the chair, lol.. sara, you are sooo funny!.. love this!...:) hugggs

  1. Date: 7/9/2013 11:37:00 PM
    my first comment for an age, Sara, and what a beaut, just love this..

  1. Date: 7/9/2013 10:38:00 PM
    Ha ha, you are quite the humorous one, Glad to see you are in good spirits during this stressful time. I hope everything will go well with the surgeries. That you for keeping us up to date my friend! Lovely piece, Great Work!!

  1. Date: 7/9/2013 5:13:00 PM
    Oh Sara you cracked me up! Thanks...

  1. Date: 7/9/2013 4:04:00 PM
    lol, glad all went well (?) and that you had a chuckle