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the toilet's meow

sittin' on the toilet bowl,
pinchin' off a log;
tryin' my best to pen a poem,
my mind's a funky fog!

in walks our stupid cat,
rubbin' against my leg;
always meowin' for something to eat,
never too proud to beg!

in walks another,
with the same malicious approach;
pacin' the floor in front of me,
like a nervous football coach!

another one joins the duo,
i now have an audience of three;
six lil' eyes a glarin',
burnin' a hole through me!

"okay, okay, i'll feed ya'll!",
a moral victory i suppose;
today is only the beginning,
tomorrow, the door stays closed!

Copyright © Milton Toran

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  1. Date: 7/21/2013 3:29:00 AM
    hehehe....way too many kitty cats haha....such manipulaters that they are! Clearly they have you worked out. Definitely close the door.......oh and try putting a lil' whiteboard on that toilet wall of yours while your thinking ........ :) Shaz

  1. Date: 1/19/2010 2:42:00 PM
    this is a very funny and well worded poem, I'm glad my husband walked by me and said "the toilets meow, what the heck is that!" it was a good read.

  1. Date: 1/17/2010 6:44:00 PM
    An obvious attempt to ascend the throne. Damn cats. Fun poem. Vince

  1. Date: 1/15/2010 1:45:00 PM

  1. Date: 1/13/2010 7:51:00 AM
    Cats know what they want, and usually, they want it now! Great write, Milton!! I enjoyed this very much. Goes to my favs.! Thank for your kind comments on my poem! Peace, Audrey

  1. Date: 1/12/2010 1:10:00 PM
    cats sure can be wily creatures!

  1. Date: 1/12/2010 11:58:00 AM
    lol. Well written and very funny. Thanks for sharing.

  1. Date: 1/12/2010 11:29:00 AM
    I love humorous poetry...cats can provide no end of funnies. For some reason my cats love to go into the bathroom. It must be the smells. GRONK! Love, daver

  1. Date: 1/12/2010 11:13:00 AM
    Rolling on the floor laughing Milt. Wishing you the best in the contest. This should be on the winners list. Love, Carol