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The Punny Side Of Life

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The Punny Side Of Life

Was going to look for my missing watch But just couldn't find the time Simply no telling where my mind is going This very strange mind of mine Here's the ultimate groaner, my friends I used to be a good tap dancer But then one sad day I fell in the sink Asked how I was, couldn't answer D'ya hear about the crime that happened In a downtown parking garage? It was so damn wrong on so many levels Heard it was a case of sabotage With the scary approach of the apocalypse Armageddon out of here That's silly, whoever's coming up with these Is more than just a little bit weird A man had a difficult time bouncing back From a serious bungee cord accident Been to the dentist and I know the drill Tells me toothaches you can prevent Reading a great book about anti-gravity Find it almost impossible to put down It's floating around the living room all day One time it nearly broke my crown Dead batteries are sometimes given away Free of charge I have heard Think someones's trying to brighten my day Now that is downright absurd © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 10/3/2013 9:00:00 AM
    This is great! May take a while to explain it to the Dragon, Trolls, and such! You want to meet us? Cool!... But afraid you'd be disappointed! We're boring... my house is neglected... the neighbors run from us... Apparently... We're worse than they are! And a big meal out to celebrate is usually the dollar menu at McDonalds... I think the neighbors are jealous at how much class we have... LOL... But we'd dearly love to meet you...

    Eastman Avatar Carol Eastman
    Date: 10/3/2013 10:01:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Our door is always open... Just be careful not to trip over the cameleon-dogasaurus... or get in Dragons way... HE tends to run right over people... The trick to stop that is a fire extinguihers in hand... If he's about to run you over... WHOOP him with it... and if he then steames at you... Open fire!... He'lll pay attention after that... LOL
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/3/2013 9:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hey, we've been known to frequent McDonald's too, ya know! We're not hoity-toity people! Soooo maybe one day! Love youse guys xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/3/2013 7:32:00 AM
    LOL! Just damn awesome! HAHAHA!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/3/2013 7:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Got a million of them as they say! LOL
  1. Date: 10/3/2013 7:06:00 AM
    Ha ha, free of charge, oh you crack me up Jack, you are too funny my friend! I really enjoyed reading this delightful poem this morning! What a hilarious piece, quite the lovely poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/3/2013 7:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hope you're getting back on track health wise, my friend... cheers